Conversations with Matthew: "My Woman."

"Is it almost Valentine's Day?"

"Yep. In about 2 weeks."

"Oh, good.  I'll have to decide what I'm going to get my woman."

"Your woman? Who is your woman?"

"Tori.....And Piper."

"Tori AND Piper? Matthew, didn't anyone ever tell you that girls don't like it if you have more than one woman?"

"Well, see, Piper is in morning kindergarten, and Tori is in afternoon kindergarten.  So, I don't really have to worry about it."

Comments

[Kara]

What a little womanizer! Those are some serious skills.

[Meg]

Good to have it all thought out. He's going to be some trouble in a few years!

[Erin]

Wow. I guess men are just born with that compartmentalizing gene. :)

[Elizabeth]

somebody should tell him they will BOTH be somewhere with him one day...then look out!

[Stacey S.]

You must take comfort in knowing that his testosterone is a healthy level and is doing it's job.